Two Poems by Trevor Abes


I muse over mason jars and hermetic seals on the subway,
the efficacy of drier sheets and cologne on tissue paper
dabbed along the gap between bathroom door and frame;
I worry about wet towels and thresholds, the reliability of
air vents and the resilience of toilet seats if it’s cold outside.
In chorus, I count ashes appearing, slouched over a laptop
that mirrors my thirst with cotton swabs dipped in alcohol
and run between the keys to make them smell of hospitals.
The Reversomatic hums and masks the striker wheel;
I count to ten and exhale, thinking
there are more important things in life than living a long time.



The New Language

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As you can hear, I chose to sound like the love child of an upright bass and a lawn mower. Like I just woke up five minutes ago all day.

Your Voice™ ensures that you are rarely misunderstood by using your tone as a dictionary for your words.

Your Voice™ sounds exactly how you feel.

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TREVOR ABES is a poet and arts writer living in Toronto.  He was part of the winning ensemble at the 2015 SLAMtario Spoken Word Festival, and competed in both the National Poetry Slam and the Canadian Festival of Spoken Word as part of the Toronto Poetry Slam team. His work has appeared in the Hart House ReviewThe Rusty ToqueTorontoist, and untethered, among others. You can say hello at or follow him on Twitter @TrevorAbes.


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